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[noasark]

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<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

No seriously.

What doi I do?

Ugh.

He left a dead bird on my pillow.

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[noasark]

Ahh, they have refreshments covered then.

Congratulations, that's a present. Or maybe a bribe.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Well I did put water out every day it has been here. Plus tuna.

I have no idea how to take care of a cat. He looks grown?

I'm thinking boy. He made annoyed noises when I went to work.

I do not want his bribe.

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[noasark]

Toss it while he isn't looking.

And ahh, that's on you then! You've made a friend, now the friend wants in.

If it's a boy you'll know, trust me.

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[ohmyscream]

Why? Would it bug him?

What does that mean? I've only been around dogs and horses.

[ After a moment she quickly follows that up. ]

Ew. Now that I have that visual in my head I may need to vomit.

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[noasark]

Well, if he isn't neutered it'll be obvious...

More seriously you should probably take it by a vet, just to see if someone does own them, or if there's any diseases to worry about.

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[ohmyscream]

Please tell me it's just trying to make sweet love to a pillow.

Let me keep that gross mental image until after I find a vet.

I need to name him for paperwork. Crap.

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[noasark]

Hm?

He's probably just trying to get comfortable actually. All I was saying is that it'll be very visible- unaltered male cats have fairly prominent 'traits', in the physical sense.

[he's saying they have balls]

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[ohmyscream]

Okay I had to look.

Very much a he. Jesus CHRIST.

He's probably got hundreds of children and grandchildren.