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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa recipient is Emmet!

Get Emmet a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT EMMET:
- Goes by "kudari" on the network;
- Doesn't know what an animal is;
- That last one wasn't a joke, he also doesn't understand evolution;
- Has a... cat? Dog? Something? called Mr. Cupcake, which is a girl.
- Also a manticore.

Happy Nattensmas! Merry Christfest!