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10/01
...SENDING CHAIN LETTERS TO YOUR BOSS. CAN'T HELP IT! HE GOT TAGGED! HE'S GONNA GO IN THE NAME OF "IT'S FUNNY"!]
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!
Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
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really lucas
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Can you fucking believe this shit???
My girl and two of my FUCKING FRIENDS bombed me with this, how could they be so cruel?????
Now I gotta break the curse THIRTY FUCKING TIMES!!!!!
[...He knows Noa knows (...heh. "Know, Noa, know. No") he's playing dumb. That's part of the fun!
...No.]
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Take a moment, remember where we are.
How much would you bet that one day the chain mail has Actual results?
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What if all my friends ACCIDENTALLY BOMBED ME WITH A REAL CURSE???
What are you saying, I should just TAKE IT LYING DOWN???
Hell no I gotta be NICE AND SURE about this thing!!
Come on boss you RUN stuff there's no way YOU don't have ten monsters to send this to!
[...Lucas, remember how you once "had to" kill a bunch of people for their plans to report you for being an unprofessional time-waster?]
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....Honestly at this point you're probably one of the closest I have to a 'friend' after Judai and Amanda...so...
[That's a Big No. He's screwed Lucas.]
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As of this... so-to-speak canonpoint, he does not know that Noa has screwed him yet!
...Buuuut also doesn't know quite where this is coming from -- face kinda falling, like... stiff, where is this coming from, don't gotta make this a big deal, god, since when we ever just -- hung out, or anything? And SO -- ]
Well it DON'T GOTTA BE FRIENDS.
Where was that in the rules???
THere's gotta be a bunch of other monsters you can send this to!!!
[...If. Any of that. Kinda seemed like underdoing it for him, at least expression-wise?
It'ssss because he was doing exactly that.]
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I will have to do my best?
[HE DOESN'T LIKE SENDING CHAIN MAIL TO STRANGERS LUCAS guess who doesn't end up succeeding.]
We'll have to see if I find myself mutating in the near future.
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And who better than the boss of Liewin Labs himself????
You're making a noble sacrifice in the name of science!!!!!
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[That's the last message for Now.]